CHINESE DICTIONARY

Dung On Mai Shu------------ I stepped in shit

Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu--------- Let's sleep together

Ai Bang Mai Ne-------------- I bumped into the coffee table

Fat Ho---------------------- An unattractive woman

Ar U Wun Tu----------------- A gay liberation greeting

Chin Tu Fat----------------- You need a face lift

Chow Mai Dong------------- Blow me

Dum Gai--------------------- A stupid person

Wel Hung Gai---------------- Is that a banana in your pocket?

Won Hung Low-------------- Southern Chinese dialect for Welcome

Gun Pao Der----------------- An ancient Chinese invention

Hu Flung Dung--------------- Which one of you fertilized the field?

Hu Yu Hai Ding-------------- We have reason to believe you are harboring a

fugutive

Jan Ne Ka Sun--------------- A former late night talk show host

Kum Hia--------------------- Approach me

Lao Ze Sho------------------ Gilligan's Island

Lao Zi---------------------- Not very good

Lin Ching------------------- An illegal execution

Moon Lan Ding------------- A great achievement of the American space program

Ne Ahn---------------------- A lighting fixture used in advertising signs

Shai Gai-------------------- A bashful person

Tai Ne Bae Be------------ A premature infant

Tai Ne Po Ne-------------- A small horse

Ten Ding Ba---------------- Serving drinks to people

Wan Bum Lung------------- A person with T.B.

Yu Mai Te Tan-------------- Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

Wa Shing Kah--------------- Cleaning an automobile

Wai So Dim------------------ Are you trying to save electricity?