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Before Starting A Band. . . You should know that the following names are taken (SUPPOSEDLY ACTUAL BAND NAMES): [ a ] Alcoholocaust Alcoholics Unanimous Armageddon Dildos [ b ] Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings The Band Formerly Known As Sausage Band Over Barbara’s Bush The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir The Boxing Ghandis Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre Bulimia Banquet Buster Hymen & the Penetrators [ c ] Caltransvestites Cindy Brady’s Lisp [ d ] The Dancing French Liberals of 1848 The Dead Sea Squirrels Dicky Retardo Drunks With Guns [ e ] e. coli Electric Prostates Elvis Hitler f ] Fearless Iranians From Hell Fields of Shit ‘57 Lesbian The 4-Skins Four Nurses of the Apocalypse The French are from Hell Fromage d’Amour [ g ] Gefilte Joe and the Fish Gonoreagan [ h ] Headless Marines Hell Camino Herpes Cineplex Hindu Garage Sale Hitler’s Bikini HIV and the Positives [ i ] Impaled Nazarenes Inhale Mary [ j ] Janitors Against Apartheid Jehovah’s Waitresses Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program Jesus Christ Super Fly Jesus Chrysler Supercar JFKFC Jonestown Punch [ k ] Kathleen Turner Overdrive Kerrigan’s Knees [ l ] Lack of Afro Lawn Piranhas The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation Lee Harvey Keitel Lesbian Ninjas Louder Than God [ m ] Mao Tse Helen Mussolini Headkick My Dog Has Hitler’s Brain [ n ] Nate Nocturnal and the Nightly Emissions Nervous Christians and the Lions Norman Bates and the Shower HeadsNot Drowning, Waving [ p ] Pabst Smear Penis DeMilo Pepto Dismal Phenobarbidols Phlegm Fatale Poultry in Motion The Pro-Midget Mafia Psychic Buddhist Gorillas [ r ] Raging Pimps of Doom Rectal Nightmare Reserectum Results of Inbreeding Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries [ q ] Quasimodo and the Eunuchs [ s ] Sandy Duncan’s Eye Screaming Headless Torsos Septic Death The Shamu Afterbirth Orchestra Shirley Temple of Doom Shirley Temple Pilots Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer] Skeptic Tank Smegma & the Nuns Smorgasborgnine Solosex Spastic Colon The Sphinctones Stiff Richards Swingin’ Johnsons [ t ] Ted Bundy’s Volkswagen The Telephony Bandits of Doom Temporary Darkening of the Stool Testostertones The Texas Nazis Thank God We’re Immortal They Tried To Frame OJ To Live and Shave in LA Toxic Shock and the Tampons Tragic Mulatto Transsexual Hitler Trotsky Icepick [ u ] Uncle Dickie’s Shameless Quickies [ v ] Vaginal Davis Vic Morrow’s Head [ w ] The Well Hungarians Willie Nelson Mandela [ y ] Yoko Homo [ z ] Zip Code Rapists Zulu Leprechauns |
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